Tuesday, 29 April 2008

Migratory Patterns

The Gregory has flown south for the Spring, several days ahead of its expected migratory routine. At risk of sounding alarmist, we think this might be another piece of evidence for climate change. We expect it to spend only a short time in the warmer southern climes, possibly playing Grand Theft Auto 4, although that is pure speculation on our part.
The departure of the lesser spotted Gregory has come as a surprise to those higher up the food chain who traditionally rely on it as a source of data. It may take some days for the chain to re-stabilise. In the mean time, other inhabitants of its range must be on their guard for unexpected repercussions of its early departure.

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